Another One From My E-Mail

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010




Number 10


Life is sexually transmitted.






Number 9


Good health is merely the slowest possible


Rate at which one can die.






Number 8


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.


If you see him without an erection,


Make him a sandwich .






Number 7


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,


Teach a person to use the Internet and


They won't bother you for weeks.






Number 6


Some people are like a Slinky ...


Not really good for anything, but you


Still can't help but smile when


You shove them down the stairs.






Number 5


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,


Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.






Number 4


All of us could take a lesson from the weather.


It pays no attention to Criticism.






Number 3


Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,


And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?






Number 2


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.


Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.






And The Number 1 Thought For 2010



"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;


What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow...


but don't let that stop you!"